Scarlet - I like you.
Teal - I’d date you.
Red - I love you
Orange - You’re cute
Pink - I could stay on your tumblr the whole day.
Yellow - You’re amazing.
Purple - I miss you.
Blue - I want to meet you.
Lilac - I wanna fuck you
Brown - I don’t like you.
Green - I like your tumblr.
Black - I hate you
White - Delete your tumblr.
Lavender - give me your mortal soul/skype
Well so much for my old way being gone… Bottoms up mothafuckahs
Great night for some #frisbee #nmu #sharenmu #sports
(gets down on one knee) will you be my bruh
bruh thats gay
Anonymous said: Frost bite dick???
I severely pulled my groin and had to ice the area… And the ice was really fucking cold..
Update! No frost bite on my dick
How I thought Guardians of the Galaxy will be:
How it actually was:
I have never been in worse pain in my life…