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Scarlet - I like you.

Teal - I’d date you.

Red - I love you

Orange - You’re cute

Pink - I could stay on your tumblr the whole day.

Yellow - You’re amazing.

Purple - I miss you.

Blue - I want to meet you.

Lilac - I wanna fuck you

Brown - I don’t like you.

Green - I like your tumblr.

Black - I hate you

White - Delete your tumblr.

Lavender - give me your mortal soul/skype

(Source: calibore)

Text 15 Sep

Well so much for my old way being gone… Bottoms up mothafuckahs

Photo 14 Sep Great night for some #frisbee #nmu #sharenmu #sports

Great night for some #frisbee #nmu #sharenmu #sports

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(gets down on one knee) will you be my bruh

bruh thats gay

but bruh

bruhzoned again

(Source: sneezy26)

Text 13 Sep

Anonymous said: Frost bite dick???

I severely pulled my groin and had to ice the area… And the ice was really fucking cold..

Text 12 Sep

Update! No frost bite on my dick

Text 12 Sep 34,910 notes



How I thought Guardians of the Galaxy will be:


How it actually was:image


via word?.
Text 12 Sep

I have never been in worse pain in my life…

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